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Notes: 9 / 2 years ago from maryangel
BLoopers, A must READ!!!
from chico garcia’s blog
To err is human. Therefore, bloopers are inevitable and they’re loads of fun. We all thrive with topics like these. And with schadenfreude, other people’s mistakes become such delectable fare for people on the lookout. Enjoy! A little caveat though, we take all entries with a grain of salt, especially regarding celebs, because these were just sent in, therefore, we’re not really sure if they said it, or if they said it that way.
December 18, 2008 → The Top Ten Bloopers – Astroboy
No name/Richard – During a game show. Host: “Pagkain na mabaho.” Tessa Prieto: “Tae!”
No name/Elec – Weakest Link. Edu: “Ano mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol na tao?” Contestant: “Itlog ng tao!”
Knightwing/Jorik – Me, at a drive-thru: “Miss puwede takeout?”
Jo – Starlet promoting her new movie: “Showing na po and pelikula namin on the twenty-twoth of May!” (May 22)
Zeni – Lady offering to switch chicken parts with a priest who got the neck part: “Father, you want my breast?”
Racer – At a call center. HR: “Walk-in?” Applicant: “No, commute.”
Taurean Tiger/Specialist – Secretary on the phone: “Mr. Manalo is out of town eh, would you like to wait?”Paul – Pinay with foreigner in a resto: “(burps) Wow, I’m fed up already!”
Astroboy – Host: “Ano ang kasunod ng kidlat?” Contestant: “Sunog!”
Astroboy – Host: “Ano ang inaayos sa hangar?” Contestant: “Yung sira!”
No name – My sister in a fancy resto: “Ang lamb chops ba gawa sa GOAT?”
His Cuteness – Mom on the phone with her daughter. Mom: “O anak, nasaan ka na?” Daughetr: “Sa ospital po.” Mom: “(panics) ANO?!? Diyos ko anak, ano nangyari?” Daughter: “Nay, nurse po ako.”
Specialist – Friend ordering at a burger joint: “Miss, isang burger with cheese, at isang meron.”
Frederique – Ordering at a dimsum resto: “Miss, isa ngang siomao, este, siopai! Sige, mami na lang…”No name – Officemate buying snacks: “Bayad, etong neneng ko.”
Calypso – Friend talking on his cellphone: “Hello? HELLO?!? Ano ba to, call o text?”
No name – Game Ka Na Ba. Kris: “Ano ang tawag sa daliri sa paa?” Angelica Jones: “Fingerlings!”
AJ – Friend: “Ang favorite kong band, yung Spongebob Cola!”
Strike – I work at a hospital. One day, a man barged into the ER with a huge wound slashed across his neck, with blood spurting all over! One nurse approached him and calmly asked: “Ano po ang problema?”
Shy Guy 79 – Friend ordering: “Miss isang breast, puwede yung kaliwa?”
Ayti-Eyti/Specialist/Rodel – At a beauty pageant. Host: “What part of the Philippines would you promote to foreigner?” Girl: “Bocaue.” Host: “Why?” Girl: “Because of the Bocaue Rice Terraces.”
Abby – At a fastfood. Me: “Miss, isa ngang fork.” Countergirl: “Ano fong klaseng fork. emfanada?”
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How Chat Post Works?
How does Chat Post Works?oh my, what am I doing, I'm playing with tumblr but I'm not yet finish with my CSC >.< -
2 years ago
Post Test
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